Good morning!  I just received this is an email and felt compelled to share!

We all know those cute little computer symbols called ’emoticons,’ where:
🙂 means a smile and
🙁 is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
🙂
-(

Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS?’

Here goes: 

(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) an asshole
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that’s been around

(_x_)  kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

I’m still on a search for creativity break, but I’ll be back by Monday!  Mojo is still in Aruba!